WHAT HAPPENED TO RECOUNTING THE VOTES? Oh that must be another card game, not this one.
IT WAS VERY CLOSE SO LET’S JUST TOSS A COIN AND SEE WHO WINS? This is business as usual and Iowa precinct overseers seem to accept that this is all part of a normal political process. It is you and I that have the problem here. Or so it seems.
I swear it looks like I am either walking around on a movie set watching the filming of a new Mellissa McCarthy comedy titled, “Tammy Runs For Office”, or I am walking around in a lucid dream state trying hard to wake up. Maybe I am experiencing one of those “out of body” things people talk about?
Either way….as far as I know…for I have pinched myself over and over, I am awake.